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Hippies Heathrow Horror

Why do anti-aviation group Plane Stupid and perennial hippie hangout Greenpeace hate Gaia?

Both Greenpeace and Plane Stupid celebrated when Heathrow airport’s planned third runway was cancelled, in part because of protests led by their merry bands of gap-year student activists who climbed all over things that didn’t belong to them.

take that, Gaia

Greenpeace and Plane Stupid wants to save the planet from airlines, but it’s a cosmic rule that hippie action is always met by the equal and opposite force of unintended consequences.

Delays caused by restricted capacity at Heathrow comes at a high cost to the planet:

Sixty per cent of arrivals into Heathrow Airport are caught up in holding patterns above the capital, at a massive cost to the economy and great frustration to passengers. Figures compiled by air traffic control service NATS have revealed that jets circling for a cumulative 55 hours a day are burning 190 tonnes of fuel and discharging 600 tonnes of co2 into the skies above London, costing £119,000 in wasted fuel every day.

You have to change a lot of light bulbs to save 600 tonnes of CO2. If the planet was a living, breathing organism capable of sentient thought, it would probably shake the hippies off like so many fleas, just to save itself from the stupid.

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