Britain saved from global warming

Credit where it’s due, the unlikely coalition that runs Britain has saved it from global warming:

As Britons return to work today after a soggy Bank Holiday weekend, official weather data reveals that average temperatures were significantly down on recent years. The UK’s average temperature from June 1 to August 15 was only 57F (13.9C) – the lowest for 13 years.For central England the average was 59F (15C), making it the coolest summer since 1993.

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Chris Huhne and David Cameron’s green vision worked and the nation has been saved from slightly milder weather caused by a trace gas essential to life on Earth.

It came at the cost of millions of elderly folks in fuel poverty as the landed gentry cash-in, ruined landscapes, dead seals, potential brown-outs and an economy that can’t compete on the world stage, but let’s not nitpick.

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6 thoughts on “Britain saved from global warming”

  5. On the line of taking credit where no credit is due is the following: Every morning a neighbor would wave a red flag vigorously in the air for 2 minutes. I asked him why he did this, to which he answered “it keeps flying elephants away”. I said there are no flying elephants. He said, “see, it works”.

    Obviously taxing the public does cause lower temperatures. Whodda thunkit?

  6. On the line of taking credit where no credit is due is the following: Every morning a neighbor would wave a red flag vigorously in the air for 2 minutes. I asked him why he did this, to which he answered “it keeps flying elephants away”. I said there are no flying elephants. He said, “see, it works”.

    Obviously taxing the public does cause lower temperatures. Whodda thunkit?

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