Canada’s Green party has a new Deputy Leader, NHL hard man Georges Laraque.
Laraque’s selection was based on his deep understanding of green issues:
Mr. Laraque became a vegan a year and a half ago after watching a film called Earthlings. “When I saw that documentary, I became, right off the bat, vegan, and I started doing speeches and conferences,” he said. “Being vegan is one of the best things you can do for the environment.”
The speeches caught the attention of the Green party. It approached him and, in February, he became a member.
See kids, all you have to do to be a green leader is pound the living daylights out of guys smaller than you for 11 years, watch a movie, join the party for 6 months and you’re all set.
Georges is a great fit with the green movement, they routinely act like thugs.
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Feel Free to use these when talking about this nimrod-who played briefly for the Penguins, which doesn’t cut him any slack with me. I submit the following modifiers:
“Eco-Enforcer,” or perhaps better yet “Eco-Tard Enforcer” and “Green Goon”
Come on, you knew that dear Liz was looking for her intellectual equal to help win a seat for the greenies.
I also believe that the young greens campaign of “Your Parents F***ed up the planet” will sound much more convincing when George does a voice over.