Danny Glover is a Genius

By comparison, that is.

Glover on Haiti:

“What happened in Haiti could happen to anywhere in the Caribbean because all these island nations are in peril because of global warming,” Glover said. “When we see what we did at the climate summit in Copenhagen, this is the response, this is what happens, you know what I’m sayin’?”

And the man that makes Glover look like a steely-eyed rocket scientist, Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi:

“Many women who dress inappropriately … cause youths to go astray, taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes”

No, really, he said that. Out loud and everything.

At the risk of causing geologic Armageddon in the mid-East, here’s a Tuesday Hottie from Bollywood, Mona Chopra:

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