Beware the scourge of the iPuritans, the green wave of sour-faced do-gooders that demand you stop having fun.
First they came for your iPods and your beer and now it’s your big-screen TV that is killing the planet. It is irrelevant to the greens that An Inconvenient Truth looks great on your plasma screen, especially those ‘borrowed’ FX from Hollywood.
I’m making ‘When iPuritans Attack‘ a regular feature here. Feel free to send any examples you spot via email or the comments.
In the UK they want to stop us eating roast lamb because they burp and fart too much. Next will be chickens and pigs and finally cows. They want us all to be veggies. (I suppose veggies don’t fart!)
I can’t speak for anyone else, but broccoli, brussels sprouts and beans are not exactly emission free propositions in my household.
In the UK they want to stop us eating roast lamb because they burp and fart too much. Next will be chickens and pigs and finally cows. They want us all to be veggies. (I suppose veggies don’t fart!)
I can’t speak for anyone else, but broccoli, brussels sprouts and beans are not exactly emission free propositions in my household.
These iPuritans are insane. They want us to stop using our consumer electronics because of the CO2 connected to them, but they never wonder where the electricity for their G-Wiz comes from. In actual fact, the indirect CO2 emissions of a G-Wiz is about the same, if not more than your average diesel.
And they tell us not to use our iPods, even though their saviour, “The Honorable” Al Gore (according to his company’s website), is a member of the Board of Directors of Apple Computer, Inc.
So what’s that, four shots in the feet of the iPuritans. G-Wiz, Apple, being unable to watch An Inconsistent Lie, and farting when they eat their veg.
Some of the things these ignorant people come out with will amaze you. I remember a few years ago I was writing a joke article about how we shouldn’t work out because of the increase of CO2 and while looking for numbers I found an actual serious article saying we should hold back every third breath to help combat climate change. Haha.
These iPuritans are insane. They want us to stop using our consumer electronics because of the CO2 connected to them, but they never wonder where the electricity for their G-Wiz comes from. In actual fact, the indirect CO2 emissions of a G-Wiz is about the same, if not more than your average diesel.
And they tell us not to use our iPods, even though their saviour, “The Honorable” Al Gore (according to his company’s website), is a member of the Board of Directors of Apple Computer, Inc.
So what’s that, four shots in the feet of the iPuritans. G-Wiz, Apple, being unable to watch An Inconsistent Lie, and farting when they eat their veg.
Some of the things these ignorant people come out with will amaze you. I remember a few years ago I was writing a joke article about how we shouldn’t work out because of the increase of CO2 and while looking for numbers I found an actual serious article saying we should hold back every third breath to help combat climate change. Haha.