Hippie Funderland

Californian moonbats Global Inheritance have opened a theme park called Environmentaland.

The ‘theme park’ appears to be a room filled with contraptions assembled by the same hippies that have lots of bits left after assembling a simple Ikea cabinet.

Funnier though, is that the marketing department launched a competition to find psychic kids able to ‘defeat’ polar bears:

The Un-bear-able Lightness of Hippies

I know that polar bear populations are increasing, but are they such a threat that they need to be defeated already?